Oh, SHIT, assignments have gone out and I haven't actually written this yet! I am so, so deeply sorry, Mystery Author. I swear I'll get back to this post and flesh it out a bit as soon as humanly possible!
In the meantime, here's my Yuletide letter from last year, which lists my likes, dislikes and whatnot, and here's my Pinboard, with all my fic bookmarks, if you want to check out what I like to read or whatever.
Thank you SO MUCH for volunteering, dear Yulegoat—and trust me, I'll absolutely adore anything you write. If you want to ask me anything for whatever reason, I'm leaving anon commenting on, so knock yourself out ♥ ♥